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State Mottos
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- Alabama:
At Least We're Not Mississippi
- Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
- Arizona:
Dehyd-rific!
- Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthang
- California:
As Seen on TV
- Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
- Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
- Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
- Delaware:
Just as good as Maryland
- Georgia:
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
- Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland
Scum, But Leave Your Money)
- Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But
The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
- Illinois:
Gateway to Iowa
- Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
- Iowa:
Land of James T. Kirk
- Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States
- Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
- Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign
- Maine:
Cheap Lobster
- Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware
- Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
- Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians
- Minnesota:
It gets cold up here, uh huh, you betcha
- Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State
- Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
- Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, and Very Little
Else
- Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
- Nevada:
Whores and Poker!
- New
Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
- New
Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##!
Motto Right Here!
- New
Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
- New
York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have
the Right to an Attorney
- North
Carolina: Tobacco Is a Vegetable
- North
Dakota: Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah,
Dinosaur Bones!
- Ohio:
Don't Judge Us by Dayton
- Oklahoma:
Like the Play, Only No Singing
- Oregon:
Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
- Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
- Rhode
Island: We're Not REALLY an Island
- South
Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually
Surrender
- South
Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
- Tennessee:
The Educashun State
- Texas:
Se Hablo Ingles
- Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
- Vermont:
Yep
- Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't
Mix?
- Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
- Washington,
D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
- West
Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!
- Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our Cheese
- Wyoming:
Wynot?
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