1. According to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margaret would like to start
having babies soon, but her husband wants her to wait a while. Why?
PAUL LYNDE: He's out of town.

2. Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the
movie "What's The Matter With Helen?" Who plays Helen?
CHARLEY WEAVER: Dennis Weaver--that's why they asked the question.

3. What are "dual-purpose cattle" good for that other cattle aren't?
PAUL LYNDE: They give milk...and cookies, but I don't recommend the
cookies.

4. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your
elephant?
PAUL LYNDE: Who told you about my elephant?

5. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
CHARLEY WEAVER: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him.

6. Robert Young recently stated, "I never, never give..." something to
his fans who ask for it. What?
PAUL LYNDE: A hysterectomy.

7. James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one
years old. Now he says it was "one of the best things I ever did. What
was it?
MARTY ALLEN: Rhonda Fleming.

8. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them
and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
CHARLEY WEAVER: His feet.

9. Before a cow will give you any milk, she has to have something very
important. What?
PAUL LYNDE: An engagement ring.

10. According to Robert Mitchum, one thing has ruined more actors than
drinking. What?
CHARLEY WEAVER: Not drinking.

11. When the Lone Ranger finished with a case, he left something
behind. What?
PAUL LYNDE: A masked baby.

12. True or false: Some African Watusi tribesmen greet guests by
running toward them at full speed, then high-jumping over them.
CHARLEY WEAVER: This is sometimes terribly embarrassing to tall
guests.

13. You're on your first visit to Japan, and you head right for the
Kabuki. Why?
PAUL LYNDE: It was a long plane ride.

14. If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least
how high?
CHARLEY WEAVER: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

15. Do female frogs croak?
PAUL LYNDE: If you hold their little heads under water.

16. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man
or a woman?
DON KNOTTS: That's what's been keeping me awake.

17. Is there any such thing as an F cup in bra sizes?
PAUL LYNDE: Yes, it sleeps four.

18. True or false: Many people sleep better in their street clothes
than they do in their pajamas.
PAUL LYNDE: Yes. We call them winos.

19. According to the World Book, is it okay to freeze your persimmons?
PAUL LYNDE: No. You should dress warmly.

20. According to psychologists, when a child begins to get curious
about sex, what is the one question he will most ask his mommy and
daddy?
PAUL LYNDE: Where can I get some?

21. Your baby has a certain object which he loves to cling to. Should
you try to break him of his habit?
JOAN RIVERS: Yes. It's daddy's turn.